Well, spring is here and apparently it’s time to take care of those nagging pests around the house. In this case, the nagging pest Richard is targeting is his 30′ tall trees. He has been in the back and front yards over the last few days murdering perfectly healthy trees for some reason. I have not seen any evidence of heavy machinery or help of any kind, so I have to assume that he managed to take down 30 feet of tree himself with a saws-all.
Notice anything missing? How about this angle…
Well, we have an addition. Richard had a rather large tree in his backyard. I would say 50+ feet or so. He apparently became angry at said tree and decided to murder it. He spent several days on a huge ladder with a chain saw and several more days running all the branches through an inadequate wood chipper. The end result was a 20′ stump in the back yard. a few days later, a platform appears. A few days after that, we have this:
A very well lit display for several Easter-island style heads.
Watching TV, it came to us. 10 to 1 there are Fraggles and Doozers living under Richards house.
What better time to start using your ‘outside’ table saw than 8:30 in the morning.
At least I think it’s eyes… It looks like some kind of light up mask under some plastic..
[14:16] cyanidebuttrfly: Richard is mixing concrete in his backyard…
[14:16] photozz: …. what?
[14:16] photozz: Is there a body-sized hole back there as well?
[14:16] cyanidebuttrfly: I’m looking…
[14:16] cyanidebuttrfly: Not within view.
[14:17] photozz: He was just working on those windows on the fence yesterday, I have no idea what he would need concrete for….
[14:18] cyanidebuttrfly: There’s still some reaches of his backyard that we cannot see, remember… it’s like the dark side of the moon over there.
[14:18] cyanidebuttrfly: Maybe he’s making a patio or something. Or a nice set of stairs that lead nowhere.
[14:19] photozz: *Another* bomb shelter maybe?
[14:21] cyanidebuttrfly: One cannot get by with a single, paltry shelter. Maybe he;s building a network of them underneath everyone’s houses in the neighborhood.
[14:21] cyanidebuttrfly: So when the radioactive dust has cleared, he can effortlessly raid the wreckage from the comfort of his networked tunnels.
[14:22] photozz: You have been playing Fallout way too much. I’m taking it away.
[14:23] cyanidebuttrfly: You’ll never take me alive!
[14:23] photozz: An apparently the same goes for Richard. ..
[14:24] cyanidebuttrfly: Lulz XD
The tree in his front yard has a face. To me, it looks like the tree has been hunted, shot and handed over to a first year taxidermist. A taxidermist with little to no idea how the tree was feeling at the time, so lets make it a happy happy tree. Hooray happy tree!
Also, I just noticed the white thing on the roof. It looks like a satalite dish, but it’s aimed sideways. I’ll have to look closer tomorow. Sorry for the crapy image quality, I shot this tonight and I was dodging his cameras.
[13:59] cyanidebuttrfly: Oh dear…
[13:59] cyanidebuttrfly: Richard is swearing…
[13:59] cyanidebuttrfly: “F#$@#in’ a$$hole!”
[13:59] photozz: hehe..
[13:59] cyanidebuttrfly: “F$$%##in’ dick!”
[13:59] photozz: dogs?
[13:59] cyanidebuttrfly: I don’t like the fact the the trees in his yard are losing leaves…
[14:00] cyanidebuttrfly: That means that I’ll be able to see into his yard more D:
[14:00] photozz: Is he swearing at something in particular?
[14:01] photozz: Or did he find the website. …..
[14:02] cyanidebuttrfly: lol
[14:02] cyanidebuttrfly: I couldn’t see him, but I imagine it’s something his dogs did.
[14:05] photozz: Still swearing?
[14:06] cyanidebuttrfly: He’s gone quiet…
[14:07] photozz: That’s when they are the most dangerous…
[14:07] cyanidebuttrfly: >.>
[14:07] cyanidebuttrfly: <.<
